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[Click. Click. Clickclickclickclick - she's still trying to figure it out. Clearly.]

dfsasaaaaaaa;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[click. Voice!]

Now this is terribly curious, isn’t it? [There’s a loud rustling as Alice maneuvers the oh so foreign device she's been gifted with, and then there’s a loud exclamation that denotes an ‘aha!’ moment.

…It’s promptly discarded in favor of the creature sleeping on her chair. The device clatters to the floor, but keeps recording.]

Oh, how remarkable-! Why, I do believe I’ve never quite seen anything like you before, have you a name?

[Silence]

No? Then I shall call you Tullywobble, and you shall be mine, considering that you are in what appears to be my room, since I’ve been given directions here through this whimsically magical box--

[Several more moments of general awe over the beast, and then-]

Now, where was that little --

[crunch – feed ends. Contrary to the rest of you, Alice DID go to her quarters!]

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[That makes her laugh a little.] Yeah, we still have tea. It's pretty good, but I usually lean towards coffee or a fizz.

[Oop, there's another one.]

Ah, "fizz" refers to a kind of drink. It isn't like tea or coffee, though. It's basically a sweet drink that's really bubbly. [Ah, how to properly describe soda...] It tickles your tongue when you drink it.

Oh, that sounds terirbly delightful, I would so like to try that some time!

Well, if they have some here, then maybe you could try some eventually.

I think I shall try to find some straightaway, then!

Have you a name, mysterious voice?

[The post is locked, mainly because Maxine had told a certain insane, blonde henchwoman that she had a different name. She isn't going to take risks and call herself by her real name when there's a chance Harley could be listening.]

I'm Max. I've got a body to go with the voice, too, but unfortunately this thing doesn't have a vid function.

I did so wonder - I've got a body as well, isn't that something? It's a pleasure to meet you, Max - my name is Alice. Alice Kinglseigh.

Yeah, it's a really schway coincidence, huh? [It's fairly obvious that Max isn't being serious.]

It's good to meet you, too, Alice.

Completely!

Say, have you any beans? I hear these sweet little beasts do so enjoy them.

Sorry, but I don't. I'll probably have to go and find some at some point, though. Both Steven and I will have to eat eventually.

[A pause.]

Steven's what I named mine. Kind of like how you named yours--[Uh, what was it, again?] Tullywobble.

Oh yes, I imagine you would get quite hungry indeed if you didn't.

Steven is a good name, nice and strong - well done!

Yeah, we probably would be.

And thanks, I figured it suited him well enough.

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A VALIANT EFFORT IF THERE EVER WAS ONE

she's going to go around using random words now gj lady B|

HOW DELIGHTFULLY SCHWAY :3c

HEEEE >3

Locked to Alice

Locked to Max

Locked to Alice // FFFF ICON FAIL there better

Locked to Max // hahaha

Locked to Alice

Locked to Max

Locked to Alice