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[entirelybonkers]

[Alice is not amused in the least bit whatsoever. She's currently handcuffed to her bed, and is in a bit of a foul temper.]

Now, I do realize that this rabbit hole is something entirely different than Underland and I am quite alright with that - one can hardly expect each and every rabbit hole to be identical, after all, considering that would be terribly boring - but I must admit that this is rather out of line, don't you think?

[Rattle rattle.]

I confess, I dislike being in chains.

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[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Dependin' on da circumstance, can't say I don't mind it too much.

[entirelybonkers.livejournal.com]

[Well, that's...a lot of information, Kevas.]

I suppose in certain circumstances, as you say, it could prove useful, however as I am not in said circumstances I find that I am a little put out with the fact that for some apparent and unknown reason, I have been chained to my bed by an invisible man.

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Well if joo got chained up by an invisible mon, maybe he left an invisible key.

[He's trying to help, really he is. False hope is better than no hope right?]

[entirelybonkers.livejournal.com]

. . .

You are quite right! Why, I've had instances with keys being too big and too small, it's entirely possible that instead of either of those, one could be invisible instead! I can't believe I didn't think of that, thank you, Kevas!

[She's not groping for an invisible key.]

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

It be no problem ladymon. Gotta t'ink outside da box sometimes.

[Although when she realizes there is no key she might be a little miffed with him.]

NOW, not not >|

[entirelybonkers.livejournal.com]

And that's a bloody brilliant way of thinking, if I do say so myself!

[STiiiiill hunting.]

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

My friends always did say dat I be a genius in my own way.

[He's rooting for you Alice. Even though he knows she won't find anything.

And another lock pick breaks.]

[entirelybonkers.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course you are! You're also a bit mad, though not as mad as me, but that's quite alright, I do like you just the way you are indeed.

[CRASH CLANG BANG clatter.]

...Odd.

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Well den I can only hope I can reach joor level.

[Sweet Loa what is she doing? Throwing the her furniture?]

Still haven't found it?

[entirelybonkers.livejournal.com]

Well, everyone's different, you know- I imagine my level would be completely different than what your level might be, and vice versa and upside down and left to right, because really - don't you think that everyone here is just the slightest bit mad in their own way?

[Alice does.]

Not yet. [You probably REALLY do not want to know, Kevas.]

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Dat be makin' sense to me.

[Which is a little worrisome actually. He's spent far too much time on this boat obviously.]

Joo'll get it.

[Or destroy her room.]

[entirelybonkers.livejournal.com]

[When Alice starts making sense, you really SHOULD start worrying about your sanity. In any case, she does sound delighted he understands, or claims to.]

Wonderful - !

[<>She's still trying to find it, there's an odd noise every so often, a roosters crow and a strange *boing* sound that sounds suspiciously like it might be a bed spring.]

Oh, eventually, I'm sure - this invisible man has hidden the invisible key extremely well!

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Well dere be no point in not hidin' a key in a safe spot, even if it be invisible.

[Okay those noises are beginning to get alarming. Was that a crow?]

Hope joo don't mind me askin' ladymon but what are joo doin'?

[entirelybonkers.livejournal.com]

That's a good point - but I must ask, why would this invisible man chain me to my bed, anyway? You would think it would make more sense to perhaps chain someone who has actually done something wrong as opposed to someone who hasn't.

[clang clang]

Oh - I'm just searching!

[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO?]