You are exactly what I'm looking for

[Alice is not amused in the least bit whatsoever. She's currently handcuffed to her bed, and is in a bit of a foul temper.]

Now, I do realize that this rabbit hole is something entirely different than Underland and I am quite alright with that - one can hardly expect each and every rabbit hole to be identical, after all, considering that would be terribly boring - but I must admit that this is rather out of line, don't you think?

[Rattle rattle.]

I confess, I dislike being in chains.