5th Hop//voice

[entirelybonkers]

[Alice is not amused in the least bit whatsoever. She's currently handcuffed to her bed, and is in a bit of a foul temper.]

Now, I do realize that this rabbit hole is something entirely different than Underland and I am quite alright with that - one can hardly expect each and every rabbit hole to be identical, after all, considering that would be terribly boring - but I must admit that this is rather out of line, don't you think?

[Rattle rattle.]

I confess, I dislike being in chains.

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[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Dat be makin' sense to me.

[Which is a little worrisome actually. He's spent far too much time on this boat obviously.]

Joo'll get it.

[Or destroy her room.]

[entirelybonkers.livejournal.com]

[When Alice starts making sense, you really SHOULD start worrying about your sanity. In any case, she does sound delighted he understands, or claims to.]

Wonderful - !

[<>She's still trying to find it, there's an odd noise every so often, a roosters crow and a strange *boing* sound that sounds suspiciously like it might be a bed spring.]

Oh, eventually, I'm sure - this invisible man has hidden the invisible key extremely well!

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Well dere be no point in not hidin' a key in a safe spot, even if it be invisible.

[Okay those noises are beginning to get alarming. Was that a crow?]

Hope joo don't mind me askin' ladymon but what are joo doin'?

[entirelybonkers.livejournal.com]

That's a good point - but I must ask, why would this invisible man chain me to my bed, anyway? You would think it would make more sense to perhaps chain someone who has actually done something wrong as opposed to someone who hasn't.

[clang clang]

Oh - I'm just searching!

[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO?]