[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Find sometin' Alice?

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you know, Kevas, that there is a deck that is home to a species of rodent far larger than normal size? And that they are surrounding a rather odd statue with a most curious sign?

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dat t'ing. Yeah I been down dere to see it a couple times. I t'ink curious be a good word fuh it.

[identity profile] autodidacticone.livejournal.com 2010-10-20 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What is?

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
What is it for, do you think? IS someone truly feeding a statue every two weeks?

[brb getting an UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL LOOK at it.]

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, several things, really - I find the size of these rodents to be particularly strange and a tad alarming, and not to mention this statue that proclaims the need to be fed every two weeks. I have never heard of a statue needing food before, but I Suppose that anything is possible, really.

[identity profile] autodidacticone.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I think that's code for something.

A while ago, the crew stopped looking after it and it began emitting gamma radiation at fatal levels.

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[gamma WHAT?

She takes a step back B|
]

How positively odd - though I'm afraid I must ask: has it stopped doing such a thing?

[identity profile] autodidacticone.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I checked it, earlier this month. Seems to be back to normal.

Why, how long have you spent with it?

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Ffff Alice be careful.]

Gotta be since notin' exploded or sometin' yet.

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Careful? Is that a word?]

How long has it been here?

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not terribly long, I was just doing a bit of exploring, you see - sometimes one can find out quite a bit if they just look around them instead of just aimlessly staring, really - people are quite silly sometimes!

But not long, perhaps a few minutes or so, the rodents were a bit more distracting, I think.

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Fuh awhile now. Since dat whole Jennifuh t'ing. Why?

[Voice]

[identity profile] bossfedora.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Could I convince you to be more specific?

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, simple curiosity, I suppose.

I wonder what would happen if it weren't fed.

[Voice]

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you ever seen a rodent that is the size of a small wagon?

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Who knows when it be comin' to dis boat. Might all get turned into chickens until it be gettin' fed. Den again it probably be much worse den dat.

[Voice]

[identity profile] bossfedora.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The ones on Deck 18? [Not sleeping means lots of exploring time.]

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well now, that's a quite interesting though - though I rather think I would very much dislike being a chicken. I much prefer being myself, even if I am sometimes to small or too tall.

[Voice]

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, those are precisely the ones I am speaking of! Have you been up here to see them? It's rather remarkable.

[Voice]

[identity profile] bossfedora.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I saw them, but I didn't get too close. I wasn't sure if they were docile or not.

[Voice]

[identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[That is a very valid point, you know. Perhaps Alice should have thought this through a bit more.]

Well, they most certainly seem to be rather docile.

[Voice]

[identity profile] bossfedora.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
All the same, please keep me on the line until you leave. That way if something happens you don't have to worry about losing contact.