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[Click. Click. Clickclickclickclick - she's still trying to figure it out. Clearly.]

dfsasaaaaaaa;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[click. Voice!]

Now this is terribly curious, isn’t it? [There’s a loud rustling as Alice maneuvers the oh so foreign device she's been gifted with, and then there’s a loud exclamation that denotes an ‘aha!’ moment.

…It’s promptly discarded in favor of the creature sleeping on her chair. The device clatters to the floor, but keeps recording.
]

Oh, how remarkable-! Why, I do believe I’ve never quite seen anything like you before, have you a name?

[Silence]

No? Then I shall call you Tullywobble, and you shall be mine, considering that you are in what appears to be my room, since I’ve been given directions here through this whimsically magical box--

[Several more moments of general awe over the beast, and then-]

Now, where was that little --

[crunch – feed ends. Contrary to the rest of you, Alice DID go to her quarters!]

Date: 2011-01-10 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
[Um.]

Are you okay? [Because seriously, the way you're talking is really weird.]

Date: 2011-01-10 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
[She gasps again, oh my - it's just the most marvelous thing, this little box.]

Oh, why yes, my little magical box, I do so appreciate your inquiry as to my health!

Date: 2011-01-10 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
[Yeah, Maxine is really wondering if something is up with this girl.]

You're welcome, but I'm not the communicator. I'm using it to talk to you.

Date: 2011-01-10 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
Well, isn't that terribly novel? How does it work, I wonder...?

[brb trying to take it apart]

Where are the wires--

Date: 2011-01-10 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
[Hjhdsghdfgsj trying to take it apart is NOT a good idea when you have no idea what you're doing.]

Uh, you probably shouldn't try to take it apart. You might not be able to piece it back together.

Date: 2011-01-10 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
Hm. Excellent point.

[But she still wants to know. Hm.]

Well, I suppose all in good time, yes?

Date: 2011-01-10 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
Sounds about right. Either way, it's not that hard to figure out how to use it. The technology is totally retro.

Date: 2011-01-10 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
[She's slowly getting it!]

Retro? Whatever do you mean? [d0od wat r ur slang]

Date: 2011-01-10 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
Retro. It, uh...means that something's really old. Outdated. Stuff like that.

Date: 2011-01-10 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
Oh, why this is terribly far ahead of it's time! I've nothing such as this back in England. Mother would be appalled, I think.

Date: 2011-01-10 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
[The way she's talking is enough to suggest it, and considering how timelines are apparently slagged in this place...]

...What year is it? Where you're from, I mean.

Date: 2011-01-10 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
[Um...wow.]

Yeah, I guess this would be pretty schway to you, then. In the time I'm from, the technology is way more advanced.

[Wait... Slang. Right.]

'Schway' means that something is good, cool, interesting...whatever kind of term you'd normally use for that sort of thing. [Ah, it feels so weird trying to explain this to someone.]

Date: 2011-01-10 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
When are you from? [The fact that this person is stating she might possibly be from a different time, world, or dimension doesn't seem to even remotely bother Alice.]

Ah, I shall make a note of that term - have you any others I should know about?

omg I love threading these two fdghhfd

Date: 2011-01-10 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
The future. Really far in the future. [Far from the point Alice is in, anyway.

...And now Alice is asking her for other slang terms. This should be interesting.
]

Well, there are a few. I already explained "schway" and "retro."

[Maxine starts counting them off with her fingers, even if Alice can't see it.]

There's "slag", which is basically a kind of expletive. Then there's "twip" - that one is basically an insult that implies that somebody's immature, or something. There's also "dreg", that one describes somebody who's good-for-nothing. A lowlife.

Hm...what else? [Max thinks on this for a moment.] I can't think of any others right now, but if I remember them, I'll let you know.

ogod teaching alice slang ffff

Date: 2011-01-10 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
Truly? Have they tea, still? [Tea is terribly important.]

Oh my, that's a decent bit to get started, I think. I shall have to remember all of them, since it seems as if there are those here that might use such words, like yourself.

Oh, I would so appreciate it!

A VALIANT EFFORT IF THERE EVER WAS ONE

Date: 2011-01-10 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
[That makes her laugh a little.] Yeah, we still have tea. It's pretty good, but I usually lean towards coffee or a fizz.

[Oop, there's another one.]

Ah, "fizz" refers to a kind of drink. It isn't like tea or coffee, though. It's basically a sweet drink that's really bubbly. [Ah, how to properly describe soda...] It tickles your tongue when you drink it.
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
Oh, that sounds terirbly delightful, I would so like to try that some time!

HOW DELIGHTFULLY SCHWAY :3c

Date: 2011-01-10 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
Well, if they have some here, then maybe you could try some eventually.

HEEEE >3

Date: 2011-01-11 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
I think I shall try to find some straightaway, then!

Have you a name, mysterious voice?

Locked to Alice

Date: 2011-01-11 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
[The post is locked, mainly because Maxine had told a certain insane, blonde henchwoman that she had a different name. She isn't going to take risks and call herself by her real name when there's a chance Harley could be listening.]

I'm Max. I've got a body to go with the voice, too, but unfortunately this thing doesn't have a vid function.

Locked to Max

Date: 2011-01-11 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
I did so wonder - I've got a body as well, isn't that something? It's a pleasure to meet you, Max - my name is Alice. Alice Kinglseigh.

Locked to Alice // FFFF ICON FAIL there better

Date: 2011-01-11 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's a really schway coincidence, huh? [It's fairly obvious that Max isn't being serious.]

It's good to meet you, too, Alice.

Locked to Max // hahaha

Date: 2011-01-11 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entirelybonkers.livejournal.com
Completely!

Say, have you any beans? I hear these sweet little beasts do so enjoy them.

Locked to Alice

Date: 2011-01-11 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkefficiency.livejournal.com
Sorry, but I don't. I'll probably have to go and find some at some point, though. Both Steven and I will have to eat eventually.

[A pause.]

Steven's what I named mine. Kind of like how you named yours--[Uh, what was it, again?] Tullywobble.

Locked to Max

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